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[Nils_13]

In irgendeinem Projekt hatte ich mal:
// Closed-Source - Wozu Kommentare ? Und woanders stand das mal:

Delphi-Quellcode:

{
9:03:41 - Fatboy Slim vs. Offspring - Pretty Fly For A White Guy
9:07:06 - The Offspring - Hard Sex
9:07:23 - The Offspring - Parodie de Britney Spears
9:10:24 - The Offspring - The end of the line
9:14:23 - The Offspring - Have you ever
9:18:13 - The Offspring - She's got issues
9:21:14 - The Offspring - The Kids aren't alright
9:24:07 - The Offspring - Why don't you get a job
9:26:46 - The Offspring - Hey Joe
9:28:45 - The Offspring - The Blurb
9:31:32 - The Offspring - Come out swinging
9:33:49 - The Offspring - Conspiracy of one
9:36:38 - The Offspring - Dammit, I changed again
9:38:32 - The Offspring - Living In Chaos
9:42:11 - The Offspring - Million miles away
9:44:56 - The Offspring - One fine day
9:48:37 - The Offspring - Original prankster
9:52:55 - The Offspring - Self Esteem
9:56:18 - The Offspring - Want you bad
9:59:32 - The Offspring - Konzerte - Why
10:03:27 - The Offspring - Defy You
10:05:46 - The Offspring - I Wanna Be Sedated
10:07:45 - The Offspring - Leave it Behind
10:11:11 - The Offspring - Smash It Up
10:13:59 - The Offspring - Total Immortal
10:16:11 - The Offspring - Total Immortal
10:19:12 - The Offspring - Total Immortal
10:22:48 - The Offspring - Total Immortal
10:25:24 - The Offspring - Jennifer lost the War
10:27:37 - The Offspring - Elders
10:30:11 - The Offspring - Out on Patrol
10:33:00 - The Offspring - Crossroads
10:36:12 - The Offspring - Demons
10:38:50 - The Offspring - Beheaded
10:41:59 - The Offspring - Teheran
10:44:12 - The Offspring - A thousand Days
10:47:38 - The Offspring - Blackball
10:50:51 - The Offspring - I'll be waiting
10:54:14 - The Offspring - Kill the President
10:54:58 - The Offspring - Disclaimer
10:57:53 - The Offspring - The Meaning of Life
11:02:24 - The Offspring - Mota
11:05:10 - The Offspring - Me & My Old Lady
11:07:07 - The Offspring - Cool to Hate
11:11:00 - The Offspring - Leave It Behind
11:11:48 - The Offspring - Gone Away
11:13:40 - The Offspring - I Choose
11:16:15 - The Offspring - Intermission
11:18:07 - The Offspring - All I Want
11:22:32 - The Offspring - Way Down the Lin
11:28:56 - The Offspring - Change The World
11:33:25 - The Offspring - Gone Away
11:36:22 - The Offspring - Mota
11:39:14 - The Offspring - Smash
11:41:41 - Crazy Town - Smash
11:45:59 - The Offspring - Self esteem
11:49:43 - The Offspring - Bad Habit
11:53:01 - The Offspring - Come Out and Play
11:56:27 - The Offspring - Genocide
12:00:13 - The Offspring - Gotta get away
12:02:56 - The Offspring - It'll be a long Time
12:04:59 - The Offspring - Killboy Powerhead
12:06:16 - The Offspring - So Alone
12:09:34 - The Offspring - Something To Believe In
12:11:46 - The Offspring - What happened to you
12:14:18 - The Offspring - Session
12:18:19 - The Offspring - We are one
12:21:35 - The Offspring - Kick him when he's down
12:24:31 - The Offspring - Take It Like a man
12:27:37 - The Offspring - Get It right
12:31:26 - The Offspring - Dirty Magic
12:34:48 - The Offspring - Hyodermic
12:37:31 - The Offspring - Burn it up
12:40:54 - The Offspring - No Hero
12:43:39 - The Offspring - L.A.P.D.
12:46:40 - The Offspring - nothing from something
12:49:17 - The Offspring - Forever and a day
12:52:04 - The Offspring - Come out swinging
12:54:21 - The Offspring - Conspiracy of one
12:57:10 - The Offspring - Dammit, I changed again
13:00:39 - The Offspring - Living in chaos
13:03:52 - The Offspring - Americana
13:06:43 - The Offspring - Feelings
13:10:39 - The Offspring - Have you ever
13:12:44 - The Offspring - No Brakes
13:23:02 - The Offspring - Pay the man
13:26:11 - The Offspring - Pretty fly
13:29:59 - The Offspring - She's hot issues
13:32:12 - The Offspring - Staring the sun
13:35:12 - The Offspring - The End of the Lane
13:38:12 - The Offspring - The kids aren't alright
13:41:08 - The Offspring - Walla Walla
13:44:00 - The Offspring - Why don't you get a Job
13:45:07 - The Offspring - Neocon
13:48:26 - The Offspring - The Noose
13:50:50 - The Offspring - Long Way Home
13:53:39 - The Offspring - Hit that
13:57:12 - The Offspring - Race Against Myself
13:59:27 - The Offspring - (Can't Get My) Head Around You
14:02:26 - The Offspring - The Worst Hangover Ever
14:05:05 - The Offspring - Never Gonna Find Me
14:08:26 - The Offspring - Lightning Rod
14:11:50 - The Offspring - Spare Me the Details
14:13:33 - The Offspring - Da Hui
14:16:06 - The Offspring - When You're in Prison
}

[mirage228]

Hab hier auch noch was

Delphi-Quellcode:

// Falls jemand auf die besonders dämliche Idee kommt während des Öffnens
// nochmal zu öffnen...

[DeddyH]

//Sieht blöd aus, aber das muss so sein

[OldGrumpy]

Nicht von mir, aber ich muss mich trotzdem drum kümmern:

Delphi-Quellcode:

If Not assigned(fCurrentFrame) Then
Begin
  // tja
End;

[Aenogym]

Von einem Kollegen:

//Modified by xxx, quick and very very dirty, but what the hell, this code is tainted anyway Dann fand ich woanders noch:

Delphi-Quellcode:

{$IFDEF KYLIX_IS_DUMB}
....
{$ENDIF}

Steffen

[Tormentor32]

Den fand ich auch gut:

Delphi-Quellcode:

//lass mich überlegen...
einige Zeilen Code
//Nein!

[Valle]

Das hier habe ich gerade auf WikiQuote gelesen. Ich find's einfach herrlich.

Code:

c++; /* this makes c bigger but returns the old value */

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Valle

[kleiner Unwissender]

Hab auch was schönes von mir gefunden:

Code:

Schleife:   Jmp Schleife      ; Hauptprogramm ;)

Is ein Assemblerprogramm wo nur auf Interrupts gewartet wird.

[Tormentor32]

Gerade gesehen: // This one's really fucked up.

[TurboMartin]

Hab ich grade in 'nem VB-Code gefunden:

Code:

' ***************************************************************************
'                      SECURITY WARNING
'
'    This code is not for export to any country prohibited by the U.S.
'    Export Administration Act and regulations thereunder.
'
'    This technology may not be downloaded, exported or re-exported:
'    (i) into (or to a national or resident of) Afghanistan (Taliban),
'    Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, or Syria or any other
'    country which the U.S. has embargoed goods (List of countries
'    current as of August 2001 but is subject to change); or (ii) to
'    anyone on the U.S. Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated
'    Nationals or the U.S. Commerce Department's Table of Denial Orders.
'
' ***************************************************************************

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